I Need To Buy A Bulldog And A Leaf Blower ASAP
Full disclosure, taking a lot of heat from Pres about this Pizza/Burrito blog earlier today. I totally forgot that Dave literally eats Pizza for every meal. So when the Boss gets angry I just run the only play that has zero chance of failing. “Dogs doing cool things”. Like the Lombardi Sweep. You know its coming and you still can’t stop it.

Kevin Youkilis is a real asshole in any state he’s in apparently
Don’t let the boss man impede on your natural talent of writing funny shit and posting smut on the internet
I honestly think Pres would’ve been less offended if you said you hated foam parties and jews instead of taking a shot a pizza. Those first two are just work, the latter is the man’s life.
Jews clearly don’t know anything about Mexican food.
A true mogul doesn’t represent the food item that is most famous from the city that dominates his. Also how could you not go with the burrito there are so many options in terms of what to eat, Pizza gets fucking old.
prez is a clown. solid blog. made me think.
Probably not the first time you thought about blowing your dog
pre is a dummy
You should really check out his peanut butter trick
Does that fat jew really not let anyone disagree with him on this site? a little diversity on this site is pretty fucking far from a bad thing… grab your nuts and tell him to go eat a dick… he will probably respect you for it
dont back down from prez’s challenge. chipotle, qdoba, freebirds, taco bell and any other place that serves burritos. you got this
Big Cat, pretty sure you are bullet proof at Barstool. You should write a blog about renee and see if pres gets mad.