I Feel Like Everyone Is Totally Glossing Over The Fact That Manti Teo’s Fake Girlfriend Is A Real Person Who Is A Smoke And That I Would Like To Fake Date Her On The Internet
This is what I hate about the media. Star middle Linebacker has a fake internet girlfriend, kills her with cancer and a car accident, and now all we want to talk about is “Morality” and “Ethics” and where Manti Teo will go from here. No. Fuck that. This story is awesome because its so crazy, don’t make this some greater life lesson I need to learn about how to be safe on the internet. I don’t need that bullshit.
What I do need is some more of the fake girlfriend that is actually a real person. I feel like we’ve totally glossed over that fact. That a real girl had her pictures passed around by the national media as a dead chick from California and no one in her life said anything. Does she not have any friends? Does she not have a TV or the internet? How is it possible that NO ONE in her entire life was like oh yeah, I saw a picture of you last night, sorry to hear about your Leukemia death. WHAT? How does that work?
Actually to be perfectly honest I don’t care how that works, I really just want to date Manti Teo’s fake girlfriend. Real internet date her. Not like pretend date her and try to win a Heisman. I want to find her on twitter, tweet her creepy things , and tell everyone we’re a couple, you know the Big Cat Special. And I know yesterday I said I currently have too many internet girlfriends but when Notre Dame’s star linebacker invents a fake girl and then kills her with Leukemia I sort of have to make an exception. So someone find her for me, Manti Teo really dated a fake girl and I want to fake date the real girl, if that makes any sense.
I wish Neil switched spots with Lennay Kekua, except really died
Wondering the same thing. This girl had to see her picture in one of the 10 billion news stories about this and say, Hey that’s me. Who the fuck is this Teo creep.
what the fuck is the internet?
“…I saw a picture of you last night, sorry to hear about your Leukemia death” << nice.
Find her and smoke her
She’s so fake hot right now
This might be my favorite Bigcat blog. Next to the Darren Rovell rant
Bic Cat for President
i would fake chow her all night.
What you don’t need however are more spaces between your paragraphs.
Big Cat you’re too good for this site. A+++
i just fake jerked off but i still needle a real towel
Best blog i’ve read on barstool in a longgggg time
There’s a section of the Deadspin article that covers the part when they found the chick who’s pics he was using. And she bugged out. So funny.
Big cat how do you feel about ROvell tweeting about the barstool shirts, on 1 hand its good for barstool, on the other you hate him???? please answer
Not trying to sound like a hipster but I’ve been doin the Big Cat Special for years…thanks for finally giving it a name.
“The BigCat Special” you better patent that shit
I can’t wait to find out that Lance Armstrong is behind this.
This is by far the best point anyone has made so far. Well done, sir. How the fuck did no one in this broad’s life put two and two together? It makes no sense, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!!!!
totally glossing over the fact? and i quote (myself)
“by disgruntledvet on January 16, 2013 at 5:29 pm
Also, this “fake” girl looks like she has smokeshow potential…too soon?”
BigCat…I like you man…but you’re crazy.
Big Cat Special= the real BCS
Best blog I’ve read on the Stool in awhile. Last line was pure gold.
Best blog I’ve read on the Stool in awhile. Last line was pure gold.
Best blog I’ve read on the Stool in awhile. Last line was pure gold.
maybe because college football blows now and not as many people watch it?
Just keep doing you BigCat
i am real
She’s so freaking hot right now that I just had to open up a jar of jiffy extra chunky peanut butter, slather it on my love pouch and have my pomerian lick it off. Strange thing is that after all was said and done I woke up to Lennay’s breathing after an 8 hour chat.