I Don’t Know Who Nicole Neal And Danielle Sharp Are But I Would Like To Know Them, And By That I Mean I Want To Have Sex With Them
Can I tell you guys something? I’m still really beat up about that Leonardo Dicaprio blog yesterday. I literally had no idea Leo was a rich movie star that bangs hot chicks for a living until everyone told me in that Cargo shorts blog. Its almost like I was being sarcastic when I bashed him, but instead of that I was just being dumb and ignorant because no one on this website is ever sarcastic. Anyway, when I get sad I like to look at hot chicks that I will never have a chance of sleeping with, then I get even sadder, then I masturbate, am happy for a second, then back to sad. Circle of life boys, gotta love it.
tears work well as lubricant.
So are we just going to forget about kfc fucking up kfcradio last night?
I’m going to use these pics when I wax my carrot later.
I just messed myself
I wonder if KFC’s threesome rule would apply here
I want my penis to be inside that brunettes butt
definitely going to fire off a round of knuckle children to these images tonight
http://www.egotastic.com/photos/danielle-sharp-playing-around-topless-with-her-friends-in-front-magazine/danielle-sharp-playing-topless-with-her-friends-in-front-magazine-bts-13/full-size/#imagetop
all of the sudden I feel very ashamed of myself….
i dont have enough faces for them to sit on
Thank you jaymarioitti!!!
Wow…thank you jaymariotti…thank you. I have no words.
Threesome.. Fuck that, I would last until they undressed and then I would immediately make a mess in my pants. The I would have to spend the rest of the night trying to explain how this never happens. It would be downright embarrassing.
One word …OXYCONTIN
girl in the first picture on the left=my face right now
Fuckn blonde chick can’t seem to shut her mouth……good girl!
Where are “_danielle_sharp_and_nicole_neal_” 1, 4, 5, 6 and 13?
I’ll masturbate to Danielle titties tonight.
losers
Biggest photoshop fail ever. pic 9.
Hey @lootsalaviv, you wanna know how I know you are gay.. You fucking pay more attention to a PS error than T&A.. You chode.
Good job jaymarrioti. I’m gonna go ahead and say it. Nipples are too puffy and need to be down another inch. Too hi, too hi.
Fantastic work Marriotti. @dinkyinyourstinky you talking about railing some Oxy before you nail these chicks? Are you alleging these chicks are strung out on Oxy? Are you just a fiend and you couldn’t help but share your love of Oxycontin? Wtf bro?
jaymariotti – i owe you beers.
That brunette is straight fire. I’d murder my whole family just to lick her butthole… and they’d probably understand.
Nice try on the coverup for the cargo short / Leo flop.