(Source) Amid his typically candid golf analysis in today’s news conference, Rory McIlroy confirmed what had been expected for several weeks: His girlfriend, tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, will caddie for him in Wednesday’s Par-3 Contest at Augusta National.

Gee, think there might be a few cameras pointed in their direction?

McIlroy and Wozniacki might not form sports’ most famous power couple these days — given the Tiger Woods-Lindsey Vonn alliance — but they are clearly the most public couple.

Just last month, McIlroy skipped the Arnold Palmer Invitational to watch Wozniacki play in a tennis tournament in Miami. That was the weekend in which Woods won and supplanted McIlroy at No. 1 in the world ranking.

Woods traditionally doesn’t play in the Par-3 Contest. And even if he did, there’s no way he would have Vonn as his caddie.

 

Jesus Christ Rory, what the fuck are you doing? Who does this? It’s Master’s week for god sakes, clean it up. You’re at work. Time to get your mind right. Time to start finding that edge, not putzing around with your big tittied girlfriend like you’re going to Sunday morning brunch. And yeah, I get that this is just the Par 3 contest and it doesn’t technically count but come on. This is unacceptable. This is a move you make when you’re trying to get a chick to sleep with you, not bang the one you already get to fuck whenever you want. Do you think Tiger would ever do this? Fuck no. Tiger spends the Wednesday before the Master’s pissing on sluts and spitting in their buttcheeks, getting his machismo in order. Be a professional Rory. No wonder you don’t have a Green Jacket.