I think people know by now I’m a man with simple tastes. I enjoy vomit videos, I own a handclaw, and I fancy myself somewhat of a Hula Hoop connoisseur. So naturally if a Hula Hoop video happens I need to be there. My wheelhouse is small, I can’t miss a fastball right down the middle.

 

Now to this film. I like it. I don’t love it but I like it. Ass was an A+, special effects/music/and actual hooping was a B-. I’m a firm but fair judge. You can’t just blow wind in my ear for 2 and a half minutes and expect me to throw around A+’s. I need to be touched physically, aurally, mentally, and spiritually. This didn’t go all the well.

 

Final Grade B+

 

 

PS
Professionally, I’m ok with this Venn Diagram.

 

h/t Joe