Because if you are, you’ve literally got no chance of winning anything. Not with me needing a big game from #17 to pocket a few hundred bills. Nobody catches more bad breaks in fantasy than I do. Nobody. I’m a living, breathing fantasy curse. So despite the fact that Antonio Brown is out and the Chiefs give up the 6th most passing TD’s in the league and I have Pitt’s defense lined up to decapitate Matt Cassel, you can bet the house that nothing will go as planned for Wallace or that defense tonight. 2 catches for 21 yards from him and a 350 yard performance from Cassel sounds about right. Should be fun. Can’t wait. I fucking hate fantasy sports.
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