Hey Coach sweet pictures dude. Really captured the essence of those shadows on the beach while this dude proposed to his girlfriend. Seriously would a little close-up action kill you Mike? Maybe move around a bit and capture both of their emotions and a pic of the ring or something? Or a filter to add a little pizzazz to the shot? How about being a fucking gentleman and taking off your hat while you’re taking a picture with the lady Mike? It’s only the biggest moment of her entire life. No big deal I guess. Just keep being a sloth bro. You disgust me.

PS – Imagining Mike McCarthy trying to sound excited while this was happening is pretty funny. No way he gave a shit about this couple or his part in the proposal.