Hey Mike McCarthy, You Suck At Taking Pictures Of Random People Proposing To Their Girlfriends On The Beach Bro
Hey Coach sweet pictures dude. Really captured the essence of those shadows on the beach while this dude proposed to his girlfriend. Seriously would a little close-up action kill you Mike? Maybe move around a bit and capture both of their emotions and a pic of the ring or something? Or a filter to add a little pizzazz to the shot? How about being a fucking gentleman and taking off your hat while you’re taking a picture with the lady Mike? It’s only the biggest moment of her entire life. No big deal I guess. Just keep being a sloth bro. You disgust me.
PS – Imagining Mike McCarthy trying to sound excited while this was happening is pretty funny. No way he gave a shit about this couple or his part in the proposal.