Hey Man, You Crushed That Halfcourt Shot
When you ask yourself, what type of person would ever wear Sweatpants out in public? The answer is, the type of guy that shoots a basketball 5 feet when it needs to go 45.
I don’t know why but I feel like this guy probably has a minivan full of kids with him at this game. He just has that look. Like this was his one shot to get a little manhood back. To take a break from getting up every 5 minutes to take a different kid to the bathroom or to buy yet another foam finger or cotton candy. A chance to feel alive, even if for only one second, And he blew it. Absolute devastation on his face.
PS
I guess sweatpants and half court shots really don’t mix
*Central time is by far and away the best time zone in America, except when you find a video of a sweatpants bro failing at a halfcourt shot on a Sunday night and all the East Coast blogs get it up first.
That second video may be even better. Were these guys raised by monkeys? Jesus
im pretty sure neil was the only blogger who “got it up” while watching this nancy boy
I would say take his man card away but I’m pretty sure he handed it in on his own
wow big cat i could deal with you being anti iphone covers and cargo shorts but sweatpants are man’s finest creation
@urlacherchi I’d argue that they’d be really good at this game in particular if they were raised by monkeys…
I think he meant in public like to a game or a restaurant. That’s a loser move and I wear sweatpants 99.9% of the time I’m not at work. Best invention ever
sweatpants at the strip club are fire, thank me later
worst case if inbreeding I’ve ever seen @ :33 into the 1st video.
central time zone is by far the best time zone
@Wilburham I prefer a pair of Nike Dri-Fits but I understand your thought process. Great stuff.
what the hell basketball game was played at the DCU center?