Hey Man, I’m Not A Doctor, But I Think That Hair Dye Is Giving You An Allergic Reaction
This is like in “Homer at the Bat” when Ken Griffey Jr. overdoses on Nerve Tonic and gets gigantism, only instead of a cartoon its some douchebro from Florida trying to frost his tips so his flow can pop out of his backwards visor while he rolls some molly at the underground rave.*
*I may have made up all the stuff about where this kid is from and what his end goal is but then again I sort of didn’t.
PS
This is also basically every Friday’s contestant for “Milton Pimp My Look”.














Just keep this cat away from the schools.
Still has better hair than Pres.
he morphs into a 45 yr old lesbian in the middle photos
Darwinism says that kids like this should have died off years ago.. Fuck you modern medicine!
I cant find any words…just fucking hysterical.
Gross
RUTH, RUTH, BABY RUTH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhm0uG1JUz4
Dude looks like he should be a Garbage Pail Kid.
“Tye Dye”
bahahahahahaha
I think we found real life Butthead.
Either I’m on drugs or this guy’s head is doing shit like in the movie The Rundown.
is that susan boyle?
You would assume he’s from Florida, Big Cat..
isn’t that the freak from the Goonies?
The middle photos look like michael myers from halloween 4
Homer at the bat ftw. Best episode ever
Too bad: he was such a good-looking kid to start with…
still better lookin that jason kidd’s son
more importantly – how the fuck did you get this dudes pics?
i love the progression of hopelessness; so so so sad.
Love that he started out with t shirts but the necks got too stretched out around his head so he had to switch over to beaters.
his hair looks the same in every picture.
kid from Mad magazine?
i havent laughed like this in a long time…
He looks like a smashed Drop Dead Fred
his dome is still half the size of fietelberg’s
Im Bobo, and this it Little Debil….we not allowed in the house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjEdLuqK1RQ
He looks like the main guy in The Americans in a few of those pics.
Laughing so damn hard right now I can’t believe I can even type this.
This is what happens to me when I read Neil’s blogs
Holy shit, he looks fucked up! He definitely looks like butthead on the 4th one down. How the hell can someone face morph like that.
What the fuck is going on here?
Sloth from Goonies will rise again!
shits mad funny.
pic 4 is where shit starts to get real
is everything on here a repost from reddit?
Hhahahahaha
Is that Neil???