Hey Bro, How’s Houston?
I don’t know if Jasmine Taylor had a father but if she did he just jumped off a bridge and killed himself. Nothing says “Fuck you Dad” quite like being a hooker posting a picture of 800 $1 bills with #blessed next to it on Facebook.
PS – Don’t know why but I can’t stop wondering if he made all that cash rain on her one-by-one and she had to organize it all herself or if he had 8 separate stacks of $100 that he just handed to her at like 5-10 minute intervals. Would really like to get to the bottom of that.


should have left the PS out you cum-dumpster. you would have had a decent blog, but you had to go fuck that up.
Agree with Wick. You could fuck up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich Neil.
he would use penis butter and KY jelly
Neil was actually thinking about how James Harden’s dong compares to Don Draper’s meat wad
BOOOOOOOO. WHERE IS BIG CAT? Neil we all know you’re gay, come out and say it pussy.
Jay Cutler said this blog sucked.
Neil, all your gay ass fan boys are back