Here’s A Shocker, Woman That Snacks On Cat Hair All Day Is 43 Years Old And Still Single
“Get the fuck out of my face bitch”
You know, I was going to say this is the grossest thing in the entire world but then Lisa said this, “Before I eat it I kind of look at it to make sure its relatively clean”, and that completely changed my opinion. Like yeah being a 43 year old obese tattooed woman living by yourself in Detroit eating cat hair all day everyday is sort of weird, but at least she’s making sure its clean first. Its all about context. Sort of like when you drink too much on the weekend. You may think you have a drinking problem but at least you’re not a heroine addict. Just like Lisa may be gross but at least she doesn’t eat DIRTY cat hair, that is straight up Disgusting.
On to the more important question though. How much. How much to fuck Lisa. And not just fuck her. You have to go to her house, lick a few cats, let her make you a Cat Hair Casserole and then make LOVE. I’m saying not a penny less than $100,000 untaxed. Actually, looking at this picture again, I’m saying $200,000. Final Answer, all cat hair must be checked for cleanliness first, non negotiable on that part.
I puked, twice
I’d do it for $100 if all travel expenses were paid for. and yes that says a lot about me as a person
This is what a woman who eats pussy really looks like.
50k, but she has to come to me, no way I’m going to Detroit
when you are so fat and you cant get any uglier naturally, you get tattoos
The fact that she eats cat hair is her 3rd worst quality. The first two being her face and body
I would do it if I could roll over every morning and fuck Megan Fox before I started my day.
oh god i just puked all over myself…
ahh id have to fuck her first and try to escape the licking and eating of the cat hair cassorle….that would be the deal breaker…if I could maybe do a one lick and one bite id be alright
better question is, how much to fuck her sister/brother thing?
barf.com
After this shows airs what is the Over/Under for when she’s on Hoarders and they pull 97 cats out of that place? I’m going 6 months.
Can I roofie myself first?
If she included the cat for a three way I would consider doing it for free. Or maybe paying her. I’m lonely.
Gotta hand it to her though she looks young for 43. After more consideration I would undoubtedly tap that and lick what ever pussy she asked
Imagine what her shit looks like
I need to go shower after watching that.
I never understood what Bill Parcells meant by puking in my mouth, until I saw this.
I’ve seen a lot of fucked up things on the internet, but this actually made me sick.