2nd year Geology student? Bro you’re like 45 years old. The fuck are you doing playing around with rocks and lava formations and shit? You look like a lumberjack version of Joe Pantoliano not a college student:

Although I gotta say I fully support rolling in your tuition hike in nickels and dimes. If I worked in a finance office of a University and somebody rolled that in I’d murder whoever was in charge of jacking tuition in a heartbeat.