I really want to hate this guy. I really do. Not just for being a weirdo that knows “The Notebook” inside and out but just for making a video like this in general. But you know what, I can’t. Because what this video just proved is that girls are fucking pawns. They want to pretend that they’re so high and mighty and have such a great standards but the minute you throw on a little fake rain and play a sappy love song they’re basically sucking your cock and living out a fantasy. Snake it till you make it bro. And you snaked your way into this…

kissing

 

and this…

kiss

 

And I can’t in good conscience hate on either.

 

PS

So turned on by skinny Kelly Kapur and her bitchy attitude. It’s the ones you can’t pet that you want to pet the most.

kwlly