Source - A 30-year-old man with a lengthy rap sheet received an additional six months on top of 15 years for robbery after he punched his public defender in the face during sentencing. Lamarcus Williamson of South Carolina, who has multiple priors ranging from drugs to grand larceny, had just been sent back to the slammer for another 15 years, this time for robbing a university student back in March, when he decided to go out with a bang and sucker-punched his lawyer, Dan Hall.

And on Hall’s 58th birthday, no less. ”A punch was not the best birthday present I have ever received,” said Hall, who is the assistant county public defender for York County. Williamson was ordered to return the next day for a contempt hearing, during which Circuit Judge Michael Nettles sentenced him to a further six months behind bars. “I was upset because the solicitor was trying to incriminate me like I’m some bad guy,” Williamson, who pleaded guilty to his charges, told Nettles.

Hey Dan Hall are you the worst lawyer ever bro? 15 years and all this guy did was rob some University student? Um no shit he clobbered you in the mouth. I could walk outside, rob a bank and punch a blind kid and talk a judge into 5-7. Homeboy just wanted to jack some honky for a free iPhone and now he’s gonna get his ass pounded in jail until he’s 45 years old because of you. Good going. Hope you enjoy shitting your teeth out for the next week, just remember you brought that on yourself pal.

PS – Is this dude serious not capitalizing the “M” in Lamarcus? How do you even pronounce that? Lamb-ur-kis? Fuckin’ weird dude.