Guy From Pontoon Beach Facing 20 Years In Prison For Trying To Plot A Murder Attempt By Making It Look Like His Victim Was Electrocuted By His Own Cat
[Source] - An Illinois man faces up to 20 years in federal prison now that he’s admitted his role in a foiled plot to abduct, extort and electrocute a wealthy man and to make it appear he’d been killed accidentally by his cat. Brett Nash of Pontoon Beach pleaded guilty Tuesday to a felony count of solicitation of a violent crime. Four other counts are to be dropped. Federal investigators have identified he intended victim as a former corporate attorney who had long pursued a sexual relationship with Nash’s wife. Authorities allege Nash explored a plan to force the intended victim into a hot tub and electrocute him by tossing in a radio and the man’s cat, with the hope of misleading authorities into thinking he was accidentally killed by his pet. Authorities say they learned of the alleged plot after a convicted killer Nash enlisted for help told his former parole officer.
So at some point during last season’s NBA playoffs Jeff Van Gundy went on a rant against Lebron James for calling up hall-of-famers and asking them to help him mentally get over the hump and win a title. The fact that Van Gundy went on a rant wasn’t surprising because he’s short and steam comes out of his ears when he’s mad and he probably shows up to games and climbs out of a VW bug with 35 other people. Dude gets mad at basically anything. But what was surprising was that little balloon eater was exactly right. Lebron didn’t need to hit up other people to learn how to win. He just had to sack up, use his tools and execute on the court.
Well the same sort of idea applies here. Brett Nash had all the tools in place and a perfect plan. Dude dies in his hot tub because his cat tipped the radio in and killed him? Boom best murder plot I’ve ever heard. All Brett Nash had to do was execute (no pun intended but obviously intended). And instead he got cold feet and pussied out, called up some homicidal lunatic friends who ratted him out and now he’s doing 20 years in the clink. From genius to losing your anal virginity in a flash. Maybe in a few decades if he decides to get revenge and try again he’ll go stag and take care of business on his own.



I read your first paragraph and completely forgot what the story was even about. A segue should be no more than a sentence or two, not you ranting for a whole paragraph about how little you know about basketball. I hope your cat knocks over your radio and kills you next time you’re listening to some Kenny G in the tub.
well, this guys going to jail. looks like the lawyer gets to bang his wife after all.
Neil focus on the story and stop fiddling with your wreath of foreskin.
Neil you’re easily the biggest faggot I know, and I don’t even know you.
I know everyone rips on you man, but its because you are just awful at this.
jesus christ neil…someone please put a bullet in my head
My favorite is being able to figure out everyones age by their comments. Floppy, does your homeroom teacher know you talk to people like that? Keep doing you Neil, I guess
Neil do you really have a WREATH of foreskin?
That first paragraph was shit.
Oh, great. He’s got arrested. Now who’s gonna help Zed take care of the Gimp?!
I’d rather funnel diarrhea than read another one of Neil’s “blogs”.
Neil, if every single stoolie gave you $1 would you quit? $1 a year for the rest of your life? What will it take?
neil doesn’t accept cash, he accepts dicks to the face
Fuck you Kneel
Dude Neil seriously, I’m sure this will get lost in all the other comments, but an actual piece of advice. Stop using god damn run on sentences. It’s fucking annoying, like the fat chick in 2nd grade who never stopped for periods or commas when she was reading out loud in class. Oh yeah and Neil sits down when he pees.
Helen Keller writes better blogs than Neil
I thought the blog was funny…