Guess That Rack
And the answer is Elin Nordegren. Is Elin Nordegren the number 1 catch on the planet? Hear me out, she’s obviously blazing hot, has already had her children, and is filthy rich. And the best part, she’s not filthy rich on her own so you don’t have worry about her being some Alpha Female big shot CEO who thinks she has a dick and completely cuckolds her husband. Nope, that’s all Tiger Money. So in my mind you would just sit around the beach, have sex, tell the kids not to kill each other and laugh at how awesome it is to spend all of Tiger’s hard earned money. Pretty good life right there.
And yeah I know she’s also probably emotionally crippled and will never trust another human being in her life and despises all men forever but I feel like that’s something you can talk your way out of right?
Considering the kids, that is one hell of a stomach there. I’d hit that all day.
No
Her new multi million dollar mansion is less than 2 miles from where I work. The chances of running into her and have her fall madly in love with me are roughly 0.000000000%. So I got that going for me.
so youre saying there’s a chance
She is smokin hot but I couldn’t handle all the “are you in yet” comments.
phenomenal
Yes please
I want to fuck her in the butt
Maybe the Asian part of Tiger went to his eyes and his dick. So the next dude in line would feel like a god.
including that tiger was half Asian, I think it averages out that he has a regular wang.
@thisdude yeah tiger was fucking multiple porn stars. At the same time. Pretty sure his”blasian” dick is not yellow
At least her ass is big enough for a nice roll in the hay
She could hit me in the grill with a pitching wedge anytime.
Everything is gold right down the line……..then there are the Tiger butt nuggets running around…………still a go, the Tiger money trumps it all. Fleece every dime you can and hit the road when the Swedish old chick syndrome kicks in. Hot as hell but they don’t age well.
@Shitstain – This is wrong, but I’ve gotta say it: Kids are gonna be Sweblasian, and they have to have a daughter, right? I’m assuming she’ll have ass for days, skin like silk and a moneymaker for the ages. Since she’s Tiger’s kid and not yours, she’s also gonna have self-esteem/ daddy issues to rival Paulina Gretzky’s. Hence, you can just bang her when the oldchicksyndrome kicks in
she’s still a coal burning gold digging cunt. i’d hate fuck her in the pooper though.
@shermfloaters – good plan. Can always wait to see if the girl is an ugly butt nugget or not – then decide what to do. Good thinking.
Fact: Tiger still hits that a minimum of 5 times a year.
In terms of dick sizes, I’ve always assumed that Black + Asian = White.. Boom, motherfuckers, that’s high level calculus right there. U + Me = Us.