And the answer is Jessica Jane Clement. Well those are some spectacular breasts. Oh and how about that nice rose tattoo that she now has to get photo-shopped out of every magazine picture she takes, bet she doesn’t regret that one at all. Its cool Jessica, Big Cat doesn’t judge. I’ll never make you cover up that tattoo, we can just be young and dumb together and make bad decisions. Doesn’t that sound fun?

PS
I think my favorite part of Barstool is when I write like I’m talking directly to some smokeshow and for a second I suspend reality and actually believe it. Then I wake up and remember Its just a bunch of white guys stuck in their cubicle reading my make believe conversation with a girl that wouldn’t give me the time of day. GOOD TIMES!!!