And the answer is Ingrid Vandenbosch aka Jeff Gordon’s wife. 2 things I learned today. 1. Jeff Gordon has a very attractive wife. 42 years old and still looking like this? That’s a major major victory and anyone who disagrees is a moron or full of shit. And 2. Jeff Gordon is fucking SHORT. Jesus Christ, how tall is he? 5’5”? 5’2”? Straight up Shrimp Sauce. I’m not a Nascar fan so I’m sure this is common knowledge but it shocked me because I have a theory that everyone who is either shorter or younger than I am I can beat up. So Jeff Gordon, I just basically kicked your ass bro. Sucks to be you right now.