And the answer is American Idol contestant/Charlotte Bobcats cheerleader Brittany Kerr. Big fan of these tits. Big fan. Guess Brit here is in some hotwater for kissing a married country singer named Jason Aldean. Look at this slug.

Looks like the kind of guy who rips rotten egg farts and has halitosis. You’re telling me if he can bag Brittany Kerr I can’t bag Brittany Kerr? What’s the difference between me and him? And don’t say millions of dollars and smash country hits because when you look as gross as he does none of those things should count.