And the answer is Alana Blanchard. Surfer, hot chick, professional instagrammer. Just hanging out in Hawaii, soaking rays, catching waves and being hot. Annnnd this is the point in the post where I step into oncoming traffic.
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Cotton candy anus for days.
I just came soft
Fuck my life
This shit just isn’t fair
Is there anything to really say about this? Other then I am currently pounding my pudd, of course.
Picking at Feitelberg’s scraps? C’mon BigCat you’re better than that. http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/wake-up-with-alana-blanchard-3/
I was just in the middle of my afternoon shit and I’m pretty sure I came.
them fish flaps must be mighty tasty
Truly a hall of fame ass if their ever was one.
I just spit out my CUM…and i wasnt even drinkin any !!!!!
@trid3nt ill eat these scraps all day. Big up to big cat.
Someone keeps knocking on the bottom of my desk. Oh. It’s me.
I’d let her surf my big one, and by that I mean awkwardly ride my 5 inch penis for 30 seconds, until I cum and she cries.
that butt could crack walnuts..
i’d still go hogwild on her even after the shark bites off her arm at that part of the movie
Salad I would toss.
William Shakespeare once said “I shall spreadeth my seed upon her ample behind”
I want to punch myself in the face a dozen times when I see her and then think about who I married.
I’d have to say in life, they dealt the cards and she opened with a royal flush.
MY COCK SHALL BE FREE
Like a unicorn…just magical as fuck
I would army crawl through a mile of barbed wire to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
thanks for the link bro
I don’t care who else gets posted this week. You can count my ‘Best of GTA’ vote for this week right now. Totally makes up for yesterday.
I just came in my pants and I wasn’t even wearing any.
pic in the white tank top, implants or crazy push up?
i cannot forward this chick to the other cubicle monkeys – they will all jump out of the window.
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