Guess That Ass
And the answer is Alana Blanchard, some surfer chick from Hawaii. Well this is it guys. This is heaven. Blonde, surfer, Hawaii. Unreal. I let myself for one second think about what it would be like to date this chick, rip gnar, and hang out on the beach all day and then I had to stop because I started to cry. Sort of wish that I had never seen these pictures, just lived my stupid ignorant life without the visual of some outrageous Hawaiian surfer babe parading her butt cheeks around in perfect weather all day.
Twitter – @alanaRblanchard
Couldn’t agree more with Neil in that last picture.
So hot. And that last picture had me dying.
someone gets to fuck that. its a cruel cruel world.
I hate my life. I love the last pic.
if winter depression in all of the barstool hubs hasn’t started yet…….this post should kick it off. thanks BC
In the words of Dave “The Mogul” Hester, “YUUUP!”
Legitimately can’t even imagine. Rubbed one out anyway.
Ugh, my life sucks. Thanks for at least making me life on that last pic. Hilarious
probably fucking some loser surfer burn out with a very loose grasp of the English language and who can barely afford to put gas in his VW Bus… basically Anthony Spicoli
I guess heaven hates titties.
i’d let her suck my nuts
Blog of the year. This kid is ruined.
Jeff* spicoli
Sophie Turner can fuck right off. This chick is a dime.
i doubt some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.
It’s okay, son. You’ve still got me. Plus I don’t think you’d like this Alana chick too much if you saw what I did to her butt.
It’s okay, son. You’ve still got me. Plus I don’t think you’d like this Alana chick too much if you saw what I did to her butt.
nice chive grab
too many arms for my taste
That girl could take a steamy shit on my chest no problem. I’d lick it clean for her after too
That girl could take a steamy shit on my chest no problem. I’d lick it clean for her after too
That girl could take a steamy shit on my chest no problem. I’d lick it clean for her after too
That girl could take a steamy shit on my chest no problem. I’d lick it clean for her after too
That girl could take a steamy shit on my chest no problem. I’d lick it clean for her after too
That girl could take a steamy shit on my chest no problem. I’d lick it clean for her after too
That girl could take a steamy shit on my chest no problem. I’d lick it clean for her after too
Oops
two thoughts: 1) i’m telling myself that this chick is a completely psychotic bitch in order to sway my thoughts elsewhere, and 2) do you think that prez would be able to nail this chick due to his extremely mediocre level of boogyboarding skills?
I’ve often thought of becoming a surfboard
Once again proving chive > barstool
LOL, how pathetic do you have to be to run around and read multiple blogs a day, then waste a comment telling every one which place had an article first? You don’t like it, don’t come here. I promise you, you won’t be missed. If I gave a fuck what was on Chive, I would be on Chive…. fucking losers.