Guess That Ass
And the answer is Rosie Huntington Whiteley. Dominating those spandex. Has there ever been a more prototypical model than this chick? Drop dead gorgeous and looks so fucking mean. Even her name is perfect. Huntington Whiteley? That’s like the most pretentious, I’m better than you name in the world. I can’t even imagine if I dated her. Probably just say real condescending things to me all day long. Stare at me eating pizza with a scowl while she eats celery and air. I’d have sex with her for 2 minutes, the whole time she’d be bored to death, maybe even smoking one of those long cigarettes with the cig holder like Creula Deville. But you know what, when you look like this you can get away with all of those things. That’s just how the world works.










leggings give me the most awkward boners in public
Oh my God. I want to starch those yoga pants in the worst way.
A million times yes
interest reference with curela deville…101 dollmations
“dollmations” is the misspelling of the century.
I would lets her sit on my face after a workout and i would motor boat that ass
This bitch is hot. But Chicago’s guess that ass fucking blows. You always got these no ass having flat backed little anorexic broads. The other sites bring the fat ass heat. Look what Mo got on Philly today. That shit is ridiculous makes Rosie look like a frumpy ass 3.
@agesus like mondays? Yeah, So flat. Go back to Philly loser.
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Urlacherchi, he is either a brother or a dishwasher huffing freon in the cooler at work. Let it slide bro. He likes big butts and he can not lie.
So love this chick. She was even hilarious in her interview with Chelsea Handler where she basically said Luois Stevens didn’t have a chance and would have gotten his ass kicked by Jason Statham for even thinking about trying to hook up with her.