And the answer is Karina Smirnoff from Dancing with the Stars. What a fantastic move. Like you remember when Frank the Tank was in the trust tree, and he was thinking about the waitress at Olive Garden, wondering what type of panties she was wearing. And he said, maybe its something cool, something I don’t even know about. Well that’s what Karina Smirnoff is wearing right now. I don’t even know what it is but I’m a BIG fan. Just wearing a completely fake piece of clothing so that we can all stare at her ass.…

Has anyone looked at this chick’s dating record? Brad Penny and Mario Lopez? Way to really give us mixed signals Karina. So you like hot studs with 6 packs and fat gross grossies? I guess if you’re a glass half full guy she’s sort of saying we all have a chance right?