Groundbreaking New Red Eye Dating Poll Reveals 68% Of Dudes Don’t Want To Date Chicks With Mustaches
Red Eye - Race and religion no longer seem to be an issue when it comes to dating, but body odor and a mustache on a woman are likely to be deal breakers, according to a poll on the singles scene released on Tuesday. Although honesty ranks as the No. 1 quality for singles in a relationship, 87 percent of women said they would be turned off a date completely by body odor in a man. For men, the no-no is spotting a mustache on a woman, with 68 percent citing it as a deal-breaker. The poll, conducted online between March 26 and April 2, found that 61 percent of singles look for their future mates in bars.
How about Red Eye just blowing the roof off the dating world today with this new study coming out. Basically putting old-fashioned Journalism back on the map with all sorts of ground breaking info in this thing. Real helpful tips like: Women don’t like guys who smell like shit and have B.O. People are more willing to date people of other races now. Men and women go to bars looking to hook-up. 68% of men think a mustache on a woman is a deal-breaker. Uh, wait, what? We sure about that last statistic Red Eye? 68% of dudes think whiskers on a chick is a deal-breaker? Not 100%? Where’d you interview people for this survey, fucking India?
I think I’d rather date a fat homeless chick who just finished getting destroyed by Lexington Steele than date a chick with a Charlie Chaplin on her face. If you can look a chick with a mustache in the eyes and give her a fair shot and date her you’re a certified psychopath and you belong in a straight jacket away from the rest of us. Literally the grossest thing a woman could ever do is let that thing go. That’s not an opinion, that’s a fact. So good going with your dating poll Red Eye. 32% of the people you interviewed are either trolling your or fucking insane.