Fucking chicks and their phones man. Basically in the mind of a girl losing your phone is the social and emotional equivalent of getting run over by a train. It’s their entire life. Like I bet in the end that girl looks back and the first thought in her head is Well at least I got my iPhone 5 off those damn tracks and then she moves on to being thankful she didn’t get splattered and destroyed by an oncoming train. Probably the ultimate win-win in her book. Got the phone back and didn’t die when she absolutely should have. The lesson as always: Chicks are idiots that care way too much about stupid shit.