Well, for a Mexican guy that is. Apple pie, Budweiser and Chevrolet are still way more American than a homeless Hispanic dude eating empanadas in the back of a rape van and driving through Texas. But I respect the guy’s effort nonetheless. I mean it doesn’t matter if you took the Ellis Island ferry to this country or got shuffled in under a broken barbed wire by coyotes like this guy. If you embrace the culture you’ll probably do just fine.

 

PS – I need that poster in his van with “TACO” written straight across the state of Texas and I needed it yesterday.