G.I. Jose Is As America As America Gets
Well, for a Mexican guy that is. Apple pie, Budweiser and Chevrolet are still way more American than a homeless Hispanic dude eating empanadas in the back of a rape van and driving through Texas. But I respect the guy’s effort nonetheless. I mean it doesn’t matter if you took the Ellis Island ferry to this country or got shuffled in under a broken barbed wire by coyotes like this guy. If you embrace the culture you’ll probably do just fine.
PS – I need that poster in his van with “TACO” written straight across the state of Texas and I needed it yesterday.
Classic kneel.
fuck off Neil
I’m picturing Neil’s bedroom full of my little pony and Justin Bieber posters. That taco poster wouldn’t fit in.
i guess the fire extinguisher is there to blind the mamacitas when they try to run away
Wrong again Neil, “G.I. Jose” is not as “America” as it gets.
You can just unzip your fly, look down, and see a “TACO”
I’m guessing the landscaping equipment is stored under the bed…?
“I need it and I needed it yesterday”… you know Neil, we’ve already gone over this… When you just repeat unique little shticks that KFC, Pres, and BigCat have (all individually funny in their own weird way), it just makes you look even worse than you already are. Atleast be awful and original.
Pic #5 of the Chitown smoke tonight…hard dime.