Former Cook County Semi-Pro Baseball Player Suing Batting Cage Complex Because He Took A Fastball Off The Face
Chicago Tribune - A man described as a former “semi-professional ball player” is suing a west suburban batting cage complex after a baseball allegedly struck him in the head and permanently damaged his left eye. Michael Rhoades was in the batting cages at Stella’s Sports Complex in Lyons in March 2011 when a baseball traveling an estimated 80 to 90 mph hit him in the head, said his lawyer, Joseph Curcio. The lawsuit was filed Tuesday in Cook County Circuit Court. The suit contends Stella’s negligently designed the batting cages, failed to take precautionary measures to protect patrons from “errant” baseballs and didn’t warn batters of potential damages from wayward balls.
The owners of Stella’s could not immediately be reached for comment Tuesday night. According to the lawsuit and Curcio, Rhoades was practicing his batting when an individual from an adjoining cage hit the baseball that struck him. Rhoades, a semi-professional ball player, suffered permanent injuries and had his left eyeball removed, Curcio said. Curcio said Rhoades continues to play baseball, but with a “significant disability and is not an effective player today as he once was.”
Hey sometimes bad news is good news. Take this semi-pro baseball player for example. Yeah it totally sucks he took an 80 mph fastball straight to the dome and had his fucking eyeball removed. That’ll ruin your entire week, no question about it. But chances are if he couldn’t get out the way of a machine tossing 80 at the cages he’d have a real tough time with an actual pitcher cranking it up to 95 or 100. Way better to just get out of the game now than to steadily climb through the ranks for years and make it to the bigs only to have Justin Verlander or someone go up and in on you and throw 4-seam gas through your entire head. Like I get that it sucks he lost an eye but that’s better than losing a face ya know. Guy got lucky if you ask me.


you are an abomination
Another masterpiece Neil your wit and comedic genuis is amazing Portnoy knows talent when he sees it and you’re a shining example of why barstool will be a household name very shortly
Ugh..keep your eye on the ball next time
I literally just spent 5 minutes creating an account specifically to tell you what a fucking moron you are. The baseball that hit this guy came off the bat of another person in the cages, not from the pitching machine, you abortion. Perhaps if you read the articles twice we wouldn’t be subjected to your AIDS infected shitty rambling. This entire blog is fucking pointless and has no premise, just like your miserable existence. Kill yourself, you fart box punching knuckle dragger.
There are so many problems with this blog. I hope Neil’s boyfriend buys him a few rounds in this batting cage as an XMas gift, at least the time in the hospital will give us all a short break from his blogging.
This guy has developed a fear of balls flying at his face now…welp, there goes his social life!
Thundergen I literally just did the same thing Neil’s story is amazing he’s the Mark Sanchez of Blogging just fucking terrible
I hope you write this shit just to generate comments . The blog has nothing to do with the article…if you don’t then you are straight up a fucking moron…only you know truth
thundergen and tcat good job bros you literally just helped secure Neil’s job even more by commenting. And anyone who actually IS creating accounts to tell Neil he sucks needs to seriously reevaluate some things.
i’m giving all of you, and myself, about 5 more minutes until we have 3 or 4 thumbs downs…it just takes neil a few minutes to log in on each name
364 days until next year’s hockey tryouts, I’ve gotta toughen up.
Happy Gilmore never sued.. He took numerous ballls to the face/body
sorry mariotti I didn’t know you had such a fool proof plan of not commenting to get rid of neil…it’s just fun to make fun of neil do you take this that seriously that you think if he was fired your day to day life would instantly be that much better? I think YOU seriously need to reevaluate some things
bossmanhoss…using faces is only acceptable when texting a chick trying to get laid..even then its questionable…doing it on a comment board makes you a bonafide chode..take that as a life lesson
Semi Pro Athlete = Someone who didnt play college ball who is re-living the glory days in men’s league. No such thing as “semi pro” baseball.
Well I am not here to avoid commenting on his posts for him to lose his job. I literally do not know how what you wrote makes much sense, but thats okay. As they say, just keep coming back.
Stop with the “like…” and random f bombs, sounds retarded