via - Peter Acworth, CEO of San Francisco fetish-porn giant Kink.com, has made a fortune from BDSM and maintained a surprising respectability while doing it. Now we’ve learned that Acworth was arrested earlier this month for cocaine possession, by police investigating a report that people were shooting firearms inside the company’s Mission District headquarters. Leave it to San Francisco to combine gun culture and S&M. The arrest is a rare misstep for Acworth, a Brit who has has built a paradoxical image as a peddler of exotic smut like “Electro Anal Exploration” and “Maitresse Madeline’s Small Penis Humiliation POV,”

 

Holy shit no way. Some guy living in San Francisco whose made millions of dollars wrapping people up in balls, chains and whistles in his underground dungeon fuck lair had cocaine and some illegal firearms? Get the fuck out, really? Are you serious?

Here’s what I don’t get about BDSM people. I understand the fetishes and getting tied up and whatever. You wanna get kinky and shit be my guest. I’m more of a missionary for 7 1/2 minutes and go to sleep kinda guy but I’ll admit I’m probably boring and you freaks get off on getting choked with dog collars wrapped around your neck while someone whips you in the balls. Whatever, that’s fine. But what’s the allure of starring in something like “Maitresse Madeline’s Small Penis Humiliation”? Seems like a lose-lose situation to throw that information out there. Like the word “humiliation” is right there in the title. I’ve had a lot of humiliating sexual experiences and absolutely none of them make me want to sign up to star in a movie about it. If someone asked me to be in a movie called “Flabby Blogger’s Pre-Mature Ejaculation Chronicles” I’d turn it down in a heartbeat. For one it’s embarrassing and two it’d be like 4 hours long. Probably make a Lord of the Rings style trilogy out of all the terrible sexual trysts I’ve had. Why someone would volunteer for that shit instead of burying it into the far corners of their brain and pretending like it never happened is way, way beyond me.