Father Gets Arrested For Taking A Baseball Bat And Trying To Beat The Shit Out Of Elementary School Kids Who Were Picking On His Son
[Source] - A Beltzhoover man was arrested after witnesses told police he confronted elementary students who he said were bullying his kids. School van driver Michael Allen, who was waiting to take students to an after school program, told police he saw Steven Schramm approach the Arlington Elementary School with his teenage son. “He slammed him down to the ground, an elementary child,” Allen said. “It was definitely ugly.” Allen said he ran to help the child, when Schramm allegedly threatened him with a baseball bat and said, “I’m not scared of you. I’ll hit you with this bat, you black.”
“I put myself to the side, didn’t want kids to get hurt. I was insulted. It was what it was,” Allen said. Upon arriving to the scene, Pittsburgh Police arrested Schramm and charged him with ethnic intimidation and aggravated assault. Police said Schramm told them his son was being bullied and he decided to take matters into his own hands. Schramm was taken to the Allegheny County Jail, and remains on $100,000 bond. According to school officials, he is banned from school property.
This story is Pussification of America personified, folks. Like all people are focusing on here is this Steven Schramm dude beating the shit out of some elementary kids with a baseball bat. Media and parents everywhere getting their panties in an uproar because a grown man tried beat a kid’s skull in with 32 ounces of aluminum. Umm so everyone’s just going to ignore the fact that this dude was essentially the last line of defense in protecting his son and sweep that under the rug? That these kids he was fucking up were bullying his kid? I mean what’s a parent to do in that situation? Option A is tell some lazy school administrator whose going to skirt the whole thing, hand out some warnings and have no effect at all. And Option B is you pick up an Easton Magnum and smash face. Pretty easy choice if you ask me.
Probably could have gone without saying “I’ll hit you with his bat, you black” to the black school bus driver trying to intervene though. I mean race is just such a touchy subject. Beat the shit out of the little kid and be on your way. No reason to start offending people.


not bad, neil
I disagree, cubs.
i agree eboe
hahaa yes, sweet blog, Neil! I genuinely enjoyed reading it. Nice work buddy.
Nice blog, you gay.
I laughed
His son was a teenager, the bullies were elementary??? How the fuck do you miss that
Dan Fouts is an ex NFL QB he can harass any fuckin punks he wants
Cawk/Eboe, so you don’t agree with Neil, or this is just a shitty story to blog about? Because there’s literally 100′s of stories like this on the Stool, and I love em all. I don’t think Neil screwed up the delivery with his commentary either. It was good.
Neil it is my pleasure to present to you, on this day, January, 11, 2013, at approximately 10:50 AM, a blog rating of “A’ for your work. Congratulations. Should probably just kick back and enjoy the rest of the day/weekend and well see you on Monday.
Translation: Neil was bullied as a kid, and gets bullied in the comment section. Now, i feel bad for Chemo boy.
Showing up to a school with a unibrow, scraggly beard, and a baseball bat will get you arrested 100% of the time, even if you weren’t beating children up.
Elementary school fights are probably best left to be dealt with by school officials, but the first person to unjustly hit my sons when they’re teenagers is going to find out what his own teeth taste like. Now, if my kid deserved a beating…..
Maguna, no, it was not good. It was the old take-the-least-likely-angle to be “offbeat” and it’s just hacky.
So a bunch of elementary school kids were picking on a teenager? Seems legit
Bravo
If by “least likely angle” you’re saying Neil’s opinion was a surprise to you, then I’m shocked, because beating the shit out of a kid who was bullying mine is exactly what I’d do (minus calling a black person, “Black,” which is why this blog was spot on.)