God I feel like today we’ve just been bombarded with stories of bratty kids who are making a mockery of the holiday season. It’s ridiculous. If they aren’t having potential lethal allergic reactions to mince pies and pine trees they’re vomiting egg nog all over everybody during “Jingle Bells”. Hey clean it up kid. It’s fucking Christmas carols. Literally the most important thing you’ll do all school year. Your one chance to make your parents proud and make them forget about how you’ve ruined their life and you go and do this. Such a disgrace.
WASHINGTON DC, MARYLAND, VIRGINIA