Dude Gets Fired From Anti-Stress Ball Factory, Promptly Punches His Boss In The Face, Pulls Out Two Knives And Threatens To Start Cutting People Up
Source - Darren Baldwin turned on the warehouse manager who dismissed him, then clashed with a fellow worker who went to the manager’s aid. At one stage he pulled out two knives. Baldwin, 44, of Sidford Court, Blackpool, admitted affray and assault when he appeared before Blackpool magistrates. Tracy Yates, prosecuting, said when novelty firm SPS, said they were having to let Baldwin go from the temporary job, his manager who passed on the bad news was punched in the face.
She said: “Baldwin then produced two knives and the victim was in fear of his life. Baldwin showed the knives to his colleague and started to shout threats like ‘I will cut you up’.”
Well I think it’s obvious whose at fault here. Because you have to be a fucking idiot to fire somebody from an anti-stress ball factory warehouse. Nothing in the world more stressful than getting fired and trying to find a job in today’s economic climate. Everywhere you look unemployment offices have lines around the block, families are struggling to get by, college degrees are becoming more useless. It’s chaos out there. I mean when you think about it the only person who should be fired here is the guy doing the firing. Seriously wake up bro. Practice what you preach for once. You want to create an anti-stress world? Stop taking jobs away from people and they’ll be a lot less of a reason for you to get clocked in the jaw and cut up with a couple of shipping knives.
PS – “Affray assault”? “Appeared before magistrates”? What is it still the 1700′s in England? Grow the fuck up you clowns.


This is you’re future Neil. Bullied into submission.
What is an “anti-stress ball”? And why does the selection you chose from the article say nothing about these “anti-stress balls” you’re trying to make a blog out of?
You are so incredibly shitty at your job. Every blog is the same, just shit on a screen.
I read your last blog and thought you couldn’t write anything less funny, but here I stand corrected. Fuck you neil you dingleberry
how you havent been in the unemployment line yourself since day 3 of the BSS Chicago launch has to be the 8th wonder of the world
I would rather eat Carlos Boozer’s smegma than have to read one of your terrible blogs. This is just getting embarrassing for the fine people of Chicago that you are associated with us.
Damn Neil, this was a fucking under-hand lob of a story if I ever saw one. So much golden potential, and you went and fucked it all up. You are legitimately the worst.
serenity now
My fucking Mom gave me a stress ball for Christmas and my fucking dog always steals that shit and chews it up. Shit fucking stresses me out bro…not even fucking playing. Wish I was.
No need for knives, just rip some throats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMtHfp_Gd-E