Source - “It had been going as a terrific event. The cafeteria was full. We probably had about 200 students in there from throughout the school,” Ron Lesko of the Albany School District told News10 in Albany, New York. Just a benign school assembly early on a Friday morning, no more, no less. That’s when 24-year-old Aydrea Meaders, pictured here, got on stage and started to dance. At first, it was routine dancing with the kids. But then things went off the rails. 

“Suddenly she stepped to the front of the group threw off her coat and stripped from the waist up,” Lesko told News10. Within seconds, school staff rushed her Meaders stage and called the police. She was charged with seven counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child and one count of Public Lewdness. Friday mornings, always tough. Which do you think is the best part: That this was an assembly celebrating Black History Month, or that this story actually led the local news in Albany?

 

See this is why we shouldn’t be singling out any race and giving them a whole month to celebrate themselves. Sure the first week of black history month you can kick off with MLK, Rosa Parks, Miles Davis, and all the other heavy hitters. Maybe throw the Obama’s in there at the end of the week and really bring the house down. But then what? Suddenly you’ve exhausted all your can’t-miss presentations and you gotta start digging around for second class performers. Before you know it you’re only half-way through February and Aydrea Meaders and her cross-eyed face are stripping naked at 10 in the morning and getting locked up for 7 counts of child endangerment. Sometimes it’s better to tell every kid they can become President instead of hitting them up with the truth that they’ll probably just end up as a stripper instead.

PS – Sasha and Malia must be the worst classmates during Black History month. Probably act smug as a mothafucker.

PPS – And for the record White history month would be the most depressing shit ever. White people history is like 90% racist landowners and terrible athletes who never played against minorities. Super embarrassing.