Source - Jelena Monique Taylor, 44, allegedly broke into Rage Salon in Corvallis, Oreg. early Tuesday morning and went on a rampage. When officers responded to the burglar alarm, they saw blood splattered throughout the salon, covering furniture, walls and equipment. Various pieces of salon equipment had also been smashed and broken. Taylor was allegedly found naked, hiding in a closet. Lt. Ben Harvey of the Corvallis Police Department told the Corvallis Gazette-Times that it was “apparent” the woman was high on meth.

“I think, she kind of, in her madness, started flailing around and splattered blood everywhere,” salon owner Kayley Kampfer told KVAL. “It looked like to me, she started in the hallway and started grabbing everything she could, started throwing things and there were broken vases, and a broken dryer. … The toilet, the shower, everything was covered in blood. It looked like a murder scene.” Kampfer told KMTR that Taylor was a former client. “I just had this epiphany that her life is in a bad spot … I would just like to see [Taylor] get some help,” said the salon owner, who estimates the total damage at about $5,000.

 

You know who I absolutely hate in this story? This bitch of a salon owner. First of all if you don’t want drug addicts rolling hard into your salon blasted off their ass on meth don’t name your business “Rage”. You’re a fucking hairdresser. That’s just an absurd name to pick out for a salon. Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. So that’s your own fault sweetheart. And second, how about that quote “I just had this epiphany that her life is in a bad spot” Woah, Siddhartha in the mothafuckin’ house! I wonder why you think this lady is in a bad spot? Was it the fact that she’s a 44 year old meth addict who stripped naked and started smashing glass and breaking furniture before bleeding out on the floor of your business? Was that the thing that tipped off your epiphany that maybe she needs some help?

Hey Kayley I just had an epiphany myself and it’s telling me that you lack basic common-sense and self-awareness. Also you suck at naming hair salons.

PS – I think that woman’s mouth is turning inwards on her face. Like pretty soon there’s just going to be a gaping hole there and an inverse mouth. Meth man, not even once.