Yates County, N.Y. (Source) – Kimberly Margeson, a 54-year-old New York woman was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly smuggled drugs to her inmate son by placing pills into her mouth and then transferring them to him by way of an open mouth kiss. According to the Yates County Sheriff’s Office, Margeson was visiting her son at the Yates County Jail when she attempted to smuggle Oxycodone pills to him by placing the pills inside her mouth and then delivering them to him via a goodbye kiss that is sure to have the inmate population talking. 

Investigators say Margeson visted her son, 30-year-old William Partridge, while he was being detained at the jail on unrelated charges. At approximately 1:00 p.m., Margeson passed the contraband to her son and then prepared to leave the jail. Instead, Margeson was booked into jail and charged with felony criminal sale of a controlled substance and promoting prison contraband. She was released after posting $2,000 cash bail. Patridge was charged with promoting prison contraband and is scheduled to be arraigned on the new charge on Feb. 11.

 

This is sort of like in Half Baked when Bob Saget asks Chapelle if he’s ever sucked dick for coke.

Have you ever open mouth kissed your mom for weed? Because THAT’S an addiction.

 

But to this story. I feel like these two couldn’t be more diametrically opposed people. Bill Partridge needs to clean his shit up. I mean I know we always joke about “rock bottom” and being hungover and making bad decisions but this is different.  There really is no rock bottom quite like Frenching your mom just so you can get high. That’s a look at yourself in the mirror and question ALL of your life choices moment if I’ve ever seen one.

 

But on the other side, you have Kimberly Margeson. Mom of the year material. I mean my mom complains every time I get drunk at family events. Telling me I’m a disappointment and that I have a “problem”. I can’t even imagine what she would say if I asked her to meet me down at the jailhouse for some open mouth kissing and oxy. But Kim Margeson? No problem.  You want to french lets french. No questions asked. That’s a mom I want to share a foxhole with.  I respect the fuck out of that kind of loyalty in a person.

 

Oh and double Whammy for Bill. If you’re going to kiss your mom you would hope she’s at least somewhat hot. Not an actual man.