(Source) Charges have been filed against a man who allegedly jumped out of a bathroom stall at a Wrigleyville bar and stabbed a man in the neck early Sunday morning, police said. Gregg Greaves, 23, of the 4700 block of North Beacon Street, was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, police said. At 12:26 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to the Red Ivy sports bar at 3525 N. Clark St., where the victim told officers Greaves jumped out of a bathroom stall and attacked him with a broken beer bottle, cutting him in the neck, according to a police report.

The victim also suffered cuts on his chin, hands and neck while pushing the assailant away. At some point, another man entered the bathroom and helped hold the attacker until police got there, the report stated. The victim was taken to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he was treated and released, the report said. Greaves refused to wear his pants and yelled obscenities while being processed at a police station. Also, while being processed, the man defecated into his hands and threw the matter onto the floor of the station, the report stated.

You know what, as crazy as this sounds, I feel like this guy should get a pass. Yeah its fucked up that he stabbed some dude for no reason but did people go to T-Box on Saturday? Did they see what went down? I was there for about 4 hours in the afternoon and I left because I specifically said to myself, this is the type of place where I might get stabbed in the jugular with a beer bottle by a guy who will eventually get naked and shit in his own hands. That was where T-Box was headed. It was basically like that scene in The Dark Knight Rises when Gotham is turned upside down and people are partying in mansions and smashing bottles of champagne and just doing whatever the fuck they want. No laws whatsoever. So yes Gregg Greaves should go to jail, but at the same time I sort of understand why he thought stabbing a person in the neck and throwing his own poop at the police was ok, he was just picking up on the general vibe of T-Box.

I’m not going to comment on Gregg Greaves facial hair because I don’t say bad things about people who randomly stab other people in the face, but if I were to comment I’d probably say that rocking the full blonde beard is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen in my life. Guy looks like David from Guess Who: