Does This Look Like An Idaho Dude Who Quit His Job After Winning $100k Only To Use The Money To Send He And His Fiance To College?
Source - Kyle Messier won $100,000 on the Idaho lottery after buying two $10 tickets – and straight away called his boss at a fast food restaurant and quit his job flipping burgers. ‘I guess you could say I called in rich,’ he said. It proved to be a winning decision when he discovered he had won $100,000 on the Ultimate Bankroll game. After quitting his job, he says he now plans to pay for himself and his fiancee to attend college with their winnings.
Hey by all means this kid started off on the right foot. Won $100,000 and quit his job flipping burgers. Obviously a solid move. I think if I won 1/20th of that on a scratch ticket I’d quit that job immediately. But what’s all this “Put me and my fiance through college” talk he’s spitting out? Hey bro you won a hundred grand. My boss throws a bunch of half naked chicks in an auditorium and makes them take a bubble bath to Avicii songs and makes that in 2 hours. I’m pretty sure Mo won that much picking fantasy football teams this fall. I mean it’ll definitely change your life but not sure if you noticed how fucking expensive college is? You’re basically blowing your load so you and your girl can take Psych 101 and a bio lab for a few months before you’re broke again. And make no mistake once that happens not only will you be back begging for your job flipping burgers but your fiance is gonna be a loose cannon running all over campus sucking any dick attached to a master’s degree she can find.
Here’s my advice: Leave Idaho. That’s it. Just leave fucking Idaho. Doesn’t really matter what you do after that. Just stop yourself from being the worst lottery winner in history and go blow your money on some yak and shitty real estate deals like everybody else.


I haven’t seen a lot of pictures of lottery winners posing with their winnings checks, but this has to be the worst one I’ve ever seen.
Will somebody please start a fund to help raise $5,000 so Neil will quit. Hey maybe if we can get to $10,000 Mo will go with him.
pretty decent blog. but then i saw it was by neil and i really hate people that don’t exist so…F
Why do the wrong people always win the lotto?
you’d quit your job for 5 grand? do you work for free?
Where’s he going to get the other $260,000?
what happened to the huge cardboard cut out checks? I would make them take that shit back and get me the real thing.
$100k in Idaho is like having $10mil in a major city, except you’re still in Idaho
Neil – your best work yet “Here’s my advice: Leave Idaho. That’s it. Just leave fucking Idaho.”
kids a legend at boise state within 2 weeks. mark it down
I would sit at home on my ass and day trade the shit out of that hundo g’s
Seriously, are you retarded? A person can make more than that every year if they do well in college…
is that your brother?
Idaho is fucking awesome. Girls, Guns, and Zero Blacks. It all of the great parts of the South and non of the bad. You’re an idiot on this one Neil.
“…To Send He And His Fiance To College?”
OUCH !!!!
I’m from NYC but went to Idaho on a business trip, and I must say, it was awesome…beautiful place and a lot of smokes…Neil would probably hate it because he enjoys getting stuffed.
@vaginade, ironic that you’re name is synonymous with your personality (you = a vagine). Stop whining about the bloggers on a site that you made an account on just so you could write comments. I promise you’ll never create anything with a fraction of the following of the guys you’re bashing. so stfu
I can guess Neil’s blogs just by reading the title.
This story was not the least bit funny.