Source – No wonder they look so happy in their mug shots! Two al fresco lovers were busted getting hot and steamy on a Florida public beach. Ward Powell, 53, told cops he “couldn’t control himself” after going skinny dipping with 34-year-old Tanya E Wheeler on Tuesday morning. The couple allegedly started kissing in the water. But then they moved onto Palm Beach’s sands at around 8:30 a.m. to have full sex. Fellow beachgoers complained to cops, who caught the naked couple in the act. Powell, from Boynton Beach, Fla., apologized to officers. He told them “he knew better but one thing led to another,” reports the Sun-Sentinel. Powell and Wheeler, from Greenville, S.C., now both face charges of lewd or lascivious behavior and indecent exposure in public.

 

 

 

Couple things. First, how about your boy Ward Powell getting all up in that younger pussy huh? Look at that smile. Just look at it. That’s the face of a man who’s proud he just got busted for fucking in public because now the whole world knows that he bangs thirty four year olds. This arrest was one of the best things that could have happened to him. Total reputation booster. Dude probably got infinity high fives after this happened.

But secondly, sex on the beach is literally the worst thing ever. I don’t know why it’s so romanticized and people think it’s so great. Your genitals get covered in sand. It’s like fucking with a sandpaper condom. And there’s dead seaweed and crabs and shit around. Seagulls shitting all over the place. Ticks and horse flies. Really not an ideal place to get your rocks off. But hey, I suppose when you’re like Ward Powell and have some younger ass to play with, might as well take it wherever you can get it.