(CRAIGSLIST)

Some guys go to Vegas, some guys go to AC, some guys go to Miami, but real bro’s have Dungeons and Dragon tournaments with a topless (but she doesn’t have to be topless if she doesn’t want to be) girl the day before their wedding. Just hope to god these guys leave enough fuel in the tank for the big day because a 30 minute  D&D tourney followed by a wedding is the very definition of burning the candle at both ends.

PS – I think we all already know who the bachelor is.