Confirmed: Lance Armstrong Will Confess To Doping In An Exclusive Interview With Famed Sports Announcer Oprah Winfrey
ESPN - Lance Armstrong will admit to doping during his famed cycling career in an upcoming interview with Oprah Winfrey, according to USA Today Sports. The newspaper cites a source who says that while Armstrong will confess, it is unlikely he will go into specific details about his doping. The interview will tape Monday, but won’t air until Thursday. According to Winfrey’s website on Tuesday, this will be a “no-holds-barred interview” with Armstrong, who was stripped of seven Tour de France titles in October. It will be the first interview with Armstrong since his cycling career crumbled under the weight of a massive report by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. The report detailed accusations of drug use by Armstrong and teammates on his U.S. Postal Service teams. It caused him to lose most of his personal corporate sponsors, and he recently stepped down from the board of Livestrong, the cancer-fighting charity he founded in 1997.
Oprah’s cool I guess? I mean at least he’s not doing a sit down interview with the ageless douchebag Bob Costas. Hearing that 85 year old, 4 foot twerp drop another monologue about doping and society and role models and blah blah blah who gives a fuck would drive me to the point of actual insanity.
Anyway in the grand scheme of things this is a whole lot of nothing. Lance Armstrong is one of, if not the, biggest frauds in athletic history. Outside of the (still) incredible comeback from cancer the only reason anyone ever gave a fuck about what he did was because he was shoving American success right in the face of everyone in the world riding a bike around France. Outside of that not a single person in this country cares about competitive bike riding past the age of 12. If his reign of success is fraudulent, everything about his athletic achievements are essentially useless from a fan perspective. It’s not like his impact is felt in deeper corners of the game like Bonds and Clemens. Cycling blows and Lance was the only reason anyone ever pretended to think about it.
Just a few more days of this media circus and we can stop hearing about this for a long time and Lance can continue on with his storied career as an asshole marathon runner.
neil, stop hating on lance for using peds. i just read an espn article which stated that you admitted to using anal peds to dilate your butthole to 11cm in order to fit 3 penises inside instead of two
I remember months ago a Neil that called one of his wakeup porn stars the “Roy Hobbs of Anal.” Where is that Neil? I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Tell him to quit right then, after his only funny statement ever. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old unfunny man is all that’s left.
Lance Armstrong has more balls than Neil.
this post is hilarious once you realize that Neil thinks PED’S are the part of the bike where Armstongs feet went.
I blame Tiger Woods for getting him hooked on PEDs.
well his impact is pretty big seeing he raised millions for cancer research you dumb fuck
Anyone who is anti Lance Armstrong can go fuck themselves. Dude is an American hero. We could use a hell of a lot more alpha dogs like Lance. Pussification of America at the core.
neil, ur hard-hitting reporting is basically retard-language. wow who the FUCK taught u how to write. How hard is it to take an AP article and articulate it? PAY ME 60g to piss off stoolies, now thats a job bitch
i like the fact that you’re putting in overtime, and I also hate costas, but not as much as you
Are you saying kids under the age of 12 care about competitive bike riding?
What you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent blog were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone that read this is now dumber for having done so. May God have mercy on your soul. Oh wait, God hates fags, nevermind.
@paulorndorf – agree 100%. “Outside of that not a single person in this country cares about competitive bike riding past the age of 12…..Cycling blows”. Neil you couldn’t ride a bike a damn mile. Go eat a bag of dicks.
You know Capt. America had scientific assistance in that one movie and we don’t hate on him for taking over Europe.
Also I don’t consider it a successful comeback from cancer when you only have one nut. I mean if you can’t keep Sheryl Crowe then single nutting does effect ones game.
If you disqualified all the riders who tested positive for blood doping, something like the 25th place rider would end up winning. Doesn’t make Lance a fraud, just makes bike racing corrupt
What were you doing looking at pictures like this at 2:30 AM Neil???
I love the people defending Lance like he’s some sort of great guy. The guy is a complete flaming asshole. In fact, the only reason he is in such of a mess in the first place is he was such a total shit head to everyone he ever rode with, trained with, etc.. Seriously go read some of the excerpts from Tyler Hamilton’s book, basically everyone turned him in because nobody could fucking stand him. I understand he survived cancer and raised a bunch of money for research, but when you walk around shitting on people like you’re Barry fucking Bonds, this is what happens. Eat a dick, Lance.
Fuck Lance Armstrong.
Will this make Neil confirtable to admit that he caught AIDS from a male Mexican gigolo?
@toethemound one of my favorite comments ever! i heard it in morgan freeman’s voice in my head and everything. outstanding work!!!!
Why and how the fuck is Neil still here?
I’m pretty sure there’s like 3 guys total involved in bike racing who aren’t doping. Bike racing is gay.
I don’t condemn him for using PED’s – for 1 it is so common in professional bike racing its a known phenomenon even by the most casual observer. So if this guy comes down w/ serious cancer and literally makes his living off of pro bike racing going up against tons of perfectly HEALTHY non cancer patients what the fuck do you expect him to do? Now, the fact that he called other people out and is a total douche is one thing, but I don’t think his use of PED’s takes away at all from his victories or what he accomplished on top of that bike