College Chick Arrested For Poisoning Her Roommate’s Ice Tea With Detergent After She Wouldn’t Clean Up Her Dishes
DM - A college student faces 15 years in jail after she allegedly sprayed bleach into her roommate’s iced tea. Kayla Ashlyn Bonkowski, 19, was charged with felony poisoning and appeared in court on Wednesday. She reportedly told police that she had put chemicals in the drink following an argument about cleaning the dishes with her 20-year-old roommate Emily Joseph. Miss Joseph was taken to hospital for treatment but later released. After she filed a complaint, Bonkowski was arrested. The 19-year-old ‘verbally admitted’ to police that she put bleach in the drink because ‘Joseph is mean’, according to ABC. She was arraigned on Wednesday at 2pm before posting $2,000 bond. She entered a plea of not guilty to the charge of poisoning a food, drink, medicine or water supply. The college student faces up to 15 years in prison.
Hey bitch if you don’t want Arm and Hammer mixed in your Lipton’s it might not hurt to pick up the sponge every once in a while. Maybe if you Swiffered the floors and kept your shit a little neater you wouldn’t be sitting in a hospital with a tube down your throat getting a Bronchoscopy during finals week. Seriously this is basic instincts of survival stuff. You’re living with a new person you don’t know in college. For every cool roommate you get that’s gonna be laid back and chill with all your stupid idiosyncrasies there’s gonna be that many more like Kayla Bonkowski who will straight up try to poison you to death if she has to stare at the crust from your Celeste pizza sitting on a plate one more time. Tidy the fuck up.


Neil, it’s surprising you haven’t been served a Clorox Martini yet.
God Neil I hate you so much
Neil, are you going to submit some samples of your work here at Barstool when you’re interviewing for a new job?
your sarcasm is a 92 pound weakling.
oh my fucking god neil…figure it out man
I’d tap that
if it wasn’t for big cat BS chicago would be labeled a total loss….another riveting blog from neil
Mean roommate or not, this is a little extreme. I didn’t even do this shit to my bro’s at the fraternity house, and that’s saying something. Lets tone it down a bit here Kayla and start with throwing the dishes in the trash that are left uncleaned in the sink and see how she likes eating Ramen noodles with her hands. Even if you share the dishes sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater cause. If you are unwilling to part with your pink and blue colored Walmart plastic tableware set, then simply put them in her bed and see how that dirty bitch likes sleeping in her own filth. If shes going to act like a pig, then treat her like one.
Who had dishes in college? Just throw away your chipotle tin foil and dishes are done…oh and terrible blog
who are you to tell ANYONE to tidy the fuck up dick cheese?
I sent this article to tips@barstool. Didn’t know Neil was posting it. God damnit.
Ruined my own weekend
She is going to bleach Joseph’s balloon knot next! PS is Joseph a girl Neil?
swiffers are actually horrible for wood floors. only peasants use them.
Im so bad at blogging I spelled my name wrong.
sounds like a serial killers name or a strippers
It’s ‘Iced Tea’ not ‘Ice Tea’ you FUCK.
someone put Clorox in Neil’s daily Cosmopolitian
ohh the irony!!!!! On a side note..fuck off neil.
Arm & Hammer? You moron, that’s not bleach. It’s a baking soda brand. They put that in toothpaste. And if you use Arm & Hammer liquid detergent, then you are even a cheaper fuck than eljewidente! I just lost even more respect for you…you are now negative because before I had none for you at all to begin with.
I always kind of liked crazy chicks, and if things go right… conjugal vists? Also, I hope somehow the sailor you’re blowing in a back ally way tonight finds a way to get bleach in his semen, Neil
I guarantee if elpresidente did this same blog no one would insult it, everyone just hates on neil, you’re all gay
it’s bleach you fucking moron
She looks like Dani Woodward damn I want it