Canada - The victim of a shooting at the hands of her ex-boyfriend said Wednesday her breast implants saved her from serious harm. “My implants took the brunt of the force,” Eileen Likness said at the man’s trial. Likness said a bullet fired from Fernando (Frank) Chora’s 9mm handgun grazed her right arm before travelling through both her surgically enhanced breasts and through her left forearm. She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, destroyed her implants. “They were gone,” Likness told defence lawyer Adriano Iovinelli. 

But she said after recovering from her wounds, she underwent further surgery. “I had to wait some time, but yes, I had some put back in.” Chora faces charges of attempted murder and aggravated assault with a weapon in connection with the Jan. 2, 2006, incident. The 61-year-old also faces two firearms offences, as well as allegations he broke into an elderly couple’s home after the shooting and confined them at gunpoint. Likness told Crown prosecutor Britta Kristensen she had driven Chora around for several hours before she got frustrated with him and decided to drop him off. Likness said she pulled onto a side street at Chora’s request, and after he got out and walked about five metres she heard what sounded like two shots.

 

I’d start this off by saying “Score one for girls with big tits” but I think at this point girls with big tits haven’t ever lost. Undefeated in the game of life. Just constantly bashing chicks with small tits over the head like a hammer hitting a nail with shit like this. It’s sad really. I mean has something like this ever worked out in favor of a girl with small boobs? Has a woman’s life ever been saved because a bullet fired directly at her chest couldn’t penetrate through her 32A monster melons? I’m guessing the answer is no. Shit literally affords you zero advantages in life. It’s like being a guy with a small dick but there’s two of them and they’re plopped up below your chin instead of tucked away in your pants where you can lie and act tough about it and they determine every fiber of your social worth.

And for the record as far as I can tell there’s only been three women in history that look hot with small tits:

1 – Olivia Wilde

2 – Keira Knightley

3 – Natalie Portman

And these chicks are smoking hot despite their chesticles. You throw a fresh set of cantelope on these broads and they’re just going to get that much more blazing. Updated score board is as follows:

Huge Boobs: Infinity – Small Tits: Still 0