Source - A KFC employee in Tennessee is out of a job after photos of the culprit making out with a plate of mashed potatoes ended up on Facebook. The mashed potatoes, which were apparently not served to some unknowing customer, had been arranged into the shape of a woman’s boob. In the photos, the former employee can be found licking what we’d have to consider the underboob of the mashed potato mammary before throwing it into an oven. 

“Nothing is more important to KFC than food safety,” he wrote to WJHL. “As soon as our franchisee became aware of the issue, immediate action was taken. The franchisee’s investigation confirmed the photos were taken after the restaurant was closed and none of the food was served. … Today, KFC Corporation is sending representatives from our Operations and QA teams to the restaurant to reinforce and retain on KFC’s high operating standards.”

Hectic day at KFC headquarters for sure. Man oh man did those guys dodge a bullet. Sure the restaurant was closed at that point and the food was going to be thrown away and not served to anyone and it’s probably harmless fun and some chick doesn’t have a job now. That’s all irrelevant. What matters is KFC made it through another day without a blemish to their reputation for food quality. Yeah every now and again they’ll be a rotting kidney in your leg and thigh meal or a raw chicken breast at the heart of your sandwich and you’re asshole with still explode as your shit your pants after every time you eat there. Big whoop that’s all part of the fun. Live a little. What isn’t fun is some high school chick turning into a lesbian and licking tater tits in the probably totally sanitary kitchen after hours. Grow up babe this isn’t a fucking game. People’s lives are at stake.