Yes, I’m here to see the President. And I’d like to order a medium one of those McDonalds everyone’s talking about while I wait, thank you.
Barstool conservatives… Assemble!
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neil are you still gonna read the stool after pres fires you or are you going to be bitter?
neil, if you are truly a ‘conservative’ then my hatred for you just seriously decreased. Mo will not be the biggest turd on barstool
Hey, just left a lunch at the big white house down the street and I don’t like fried chicken. I’M STARVING!!!
It’s going to be pretty cool for you to meet Mitt in a few months when you are taking his order at Wendys, Neil.
is gustavo fring in today?
oh my god!! Mitt Romney is so uncool! What, you guys dont support politicians based on how many rappers they know?
“Uh, I’ll take a McFlurry… that’s what the poor people eat right?”
BossHogg wins with a 1st comment home run.
if obama had lost he would already be back on foodstamps, so mitt was gonna be paying for this meal one way or another
Oh you don’t like your job? Then why the french toast did you vote chocolate milk back into office
“I’ll take it.”
“What, sir, a Big Mac?”
“No. The whole restaurant.”
yeah its true, i got a bigger hammer than barry
@shitywok, you got my vote here
“I’ll have a small chocolate milk shake, McDonald’s Worker. The wife and I are celebrating tonight and I need some ‘liquid courage’ for later, if you know what I mean.”
“Excuse me, I just wanted to drop by and meet “The 47%” face to face to remind them that they’re very poor and I’m very rich. And by the way…my apologies, but the men’s room toilet is clogged and over flowing. Have a nice night”.
dopedick stole my caption
Just gimme my usual
whatever company makes that clock is fucking loaded cause its eeeevvverywhere
no clue what you are doing, neil. do you mean the president slings burgers? or is a cashier? it sucks, anyway.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Romney Smash!
Paul Ryans head in a duffle bag.
mike douglas in falling down. he wants breakfast.
give the guy some credit….him and I ran a mormon train on your mom that dirty slut. we didn’t even have and alcohol or anything just chocolate milk and in her case cum. she took it like a champ
This should be a smokeshow article.
My landscaper called in sick today, how much for the guy working the fryer?
wow you stop reading barstool for a while, come back and it’s fire neil. Sounds familiar to the whole fire manzo movement back in my day. History repeats itself i reckon.
I know a guy in Japan who can make that sandwich faster
i’m a huge fan of republicans crying for the next 4yrs about a black guy still in office
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