Can Anyone Lend Me $2,500? I Would Like To Watch The Super Bowl With Adam Schefter And By That I Mean Measure His Body
Well look what we have here. My old friend Adam Schefter whoring himself out for “Memorable Experiences”. Honestly, this needs to happen. I don’t know how it will happen, but this needs to happen. I need to watch a game, have lunch, or “celebrate” in some fashion with Adam Schefter. And when I say all of those things obviously all I want to do is measure his height. So lets cut to the chase Schefter. I just signed up for an account. I submitted a request. Ball is in your court. I’ll bring the tape measure, you bring your midget self. Game on!
Start a kickstarter. I will give you ZERO dollars, but someone will give you money.
This is absolute gold. The hardest I’ve laughed at a Barstool post in a long time
i would pay a small amount for you to meet him as long as sales guy videos tapes it
Still mind bottling that you think 6’5″ is normal height.
In all seriousness though, how do we get this to happen?
Tell the nose to ask the tribe for a loan!
would guarantee he can count on one hand the number of girls that have touched his pecker.
If elpres can send that scumbag know as RA to game 7 in Vancouver, he can pay $2500 to have Big Cat do pushups with Adam S, since elpres hates him too and is clearly jealous of him
Someone start one of those pay-it forward accounts. Like that bus monitor woman. $2500 by 2pm for sure..
@gunner, how can you count on one hand if the answer is zero
use your dads tickets to bring him to the superbowl and measure him infront of everyone
and Big Cat pulls the Stool out of shit hole one again. A+
i know whos coming to my fantasy draft this summer..
Reading the tell us more section just made me burst out laughing and look like an asshole at work
chances are if you do lunch he will already be sitting in a chair when you arrive. that sly bastard
That “tell us more” section is the funniest thing to happen to this site in a long time. A , Big Cat.
BigCat I know you don’t want to think about this but what happens if you are measuring Schefter and realize he has bigger hands than you? You’ll just have to fight him on the spot right?
Ok I’m down to fire/kill Neil now
Black Dude, fuck off, RA paid his own way to Van and has more talent in his dick than you have in your entire family tree…..stfu
His website uses the same platform stripper websites use
Slow clap. Can’t wait for the clubber update that is forthcoming
evil one clearly gives RA handjobs of the regular
The title to the blog is so fucking creepy.
this is kind of a good bargain
Big Cat strikes again
hahaha
Well done Big Cat, funniest blog i have read on Barstool in far too long.
Mystery solved.
Exhibit A: child with Tony Dungy – http://pearcy.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dungy-and-me-small.jpg
Exhibit B: same child with Adam Schefter – http://pearcy.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/adam-schefter-and-me-small.jpg
Open and shut case Johnson
would love to do it just to rip his life apart