Sun - Becky Adams, 44, plans to spend £50,000 on the establishment, which she hopes will become the first of its kind in the world when it opens in 2014. She said: “People have the same sexual urges whether they’re disabled or not. Everyone deserves to experience and enjoy sexual contact. “A soldier who comes home from war disabled doesn’t stop being a normal, healthy person with normal, healthy needs. For many, disability can get in the way of fulfilling those needs. It can be very frustrating and painful.

The two-roomed establishment, called Para Doxies from the old English word for prostitues, will be sufficient for two sex workers, carers and staff to assist clients with their day-to-day needs, says Becky. And, she adds, the brothel will provide transport to collect clients and take them home afterwards. Becky said: “There’s nothing illegal about spending disability living allowance or benefit money on sexual services and the brothel will not be run to make money, it will be organised on a strictly not-for-profit basis.”

Hey I love this idea. I mean in theory everything this chick says is true. Window lickers and wounded vets one million percent have the same right to getting their dick sucked as any other person. Probably even more so considering the shit they go through. Kind of surprised there aren’t more of these places around because if I was rolling around in a wheelchair I’m pretty sure I would live inside of a strip clubs blowing disability checks with whores on my lap 24/7.

But that being said that has to be a HUGE blow to the ego to be the chicks working the cripple club on the brothel circuit, no? Like a magician working kid’s birthday parties instead of the big stage in Vegas or something. I mean that’s just gotta be considered the minor leagues of the prostitution game. Gotta be. Chicks will be grinding up on cripples talking to one another and waxing poetic about the 21 days they spent up in “the show” jerking off investment bankers like they’re fucking Crash Davis. It’ll be a brothel with the happiest clientele and the most depressed strippers on the planet.

PS – Wonder what the “Handicap parking” situation will be like? Is it just implied that every spot is for disabled people or will they actually put up the blue signs? Actually think I care more about this than any other part of this story.