[Source] During their 6 p.m. newscast last night, Bangor-based TV news anchors Cindy Michaels and Tony Consiglio resigned on air, citing, as the Bangor Daily News has described it, “a longstanding battle with upper management over journalistic practices at their Bangor TV stations.” While WVII/WFVX vice president and general manager Mike Palmer called the situation “unfortunate, but not unexpected,” the two had not told anyone about their plans to resign before the night’s newscast. Consiglio shared that “I just wanted to know that I was doing the best job I could and was being honest and ethical as a journalist, and I thought there were times when I wasn’t able to do that.”
What the fuck was that? That’s how you yodels re-sign from your jobs on the air? With some boring speech about how you love the community and want to take up freelance writing and painting? Fuck outta here with that whackness. Where was the anger? The swearing? The emotional meltdown and regret at suddenly being unemployed? What about your long-held grudges you can finally speak freely about? The “Fuck you Tammy you backstabbing cheating whore!” or the “Ron on the production team has a tiny dick and he cums too fast and he’s too sensitive to enjoy blowjobs or please a woman!” tirades? The only performance I’ve seen weaker than that is everyone at Barstool mailing in today’s blogs. Speaking of which, end of blog.
PS – Tony got taken out to the woodshed by Cindy here. Straight up emasculated up and down. This bitch is writing novels and painting canvases like a kinky art slut and you’re going to continue working “in some capacity”? Cool story Tony. See you at the local Lowe’s in about a week, bro. Get that assistant manager’s shirt ironed up nice.