Bret Bielema Is A Coward
Note – I know the majority of people probably don’t care who coaches Wisconsin Football but guess what, Brett Bielema leaving Wisconsin today for Arkansas right before the Rose Bowl deserves a response. Besides, getting angry and going on rants is awesome. That’s what makes life enjoyable.
Bret, I’ve been holding this back because you were the coach of my football team but you’re fat. You’re fat, and weirdly shaped, and ugly. Everyone thinks it but no one has said it. And I’m not being petty or trying to be hurtful, I’m just stating Fact. People think you’re gross, it’s true.
“We at the Big Ten don’t want to be like the SEC—in any way, shape or form.”
-Bret Bielema, April 2012
I’m actually not the type of guy who gets pissed when a coach leaves. Coaches do this all the time. Unless you are a destination job (Kentucky basketball, Alabama or USC football etc) you should never be surprised about your coach leaving. But leaving before a bowl game is a dirtbag move. Straight up. And you know why I think Bret Bielema left Wisconsin? I think its because he’s scared. He is scared of Urban Meyer. Straight up.
Arkansas is not a better job than Wisconsin football. Yeah its in the SEC but I’m talking about money, popularity, facilities, alumni base, everything. Wisconsin is a tier above. And yes Arkansas has to play Bama and LSU but everyone expects Arkansas to lose those games. Petrino was LOVED at Arkansas and do you know what his record was against Bama and LSU? 2-6. He never beat Alabama because he wasn’t expected to beat Alabama just like Bielema won’t be expected to beat Alabama.
But Wisconsin is at a point now where they’re expected to beat Ohio State. 3 Rose Bowls in a row. Back to Back Big Ten Championship game wins. That’s a different expectation and Bielema ran from it. That’s a yellow belly move if you ask me. He basically took the easy road out when shit was about to get more difficult. And you know what, fine. I don’t want a pussy as a head coach anyway. I want a guy who wants a challenge. Not a guy who is fine finishing 3rd in the SEC every year. Fuck him. Have fun losing close games with HORRENDOUS clock management Arkansas. That should be blast.
PS
This man coaching Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl is the biggest no-brainer of all time. Give the people what they want.
I have to agree on the leaving before a big bowl game. That’s a real shitty move, especially to the seniors
Money.
A+ – This blog was more on the nuts than Kneel on a Saturday night. Bielema was one foot out of the door as soon as Ohio State turned some of his recruits last spring. Now he can go Arkansas and lose without getting noticed.
arkansas is a bigger better program with more money,
It makes total sense that a coach can leave whenever he wants but a college player, despite promises by the coach, has to sit out a year to play at another D-1A program. Sounds fair to me.
Urban Meyer is the best recruiter in the country. I’d be scared too.
Guy sucks as a coach. He’s a fuckin numbskull. Good riddance. You should be happy to see him leave. On Wisconsin!!!
“takes easy road out”? You are a moron. He just went to the SEC. Wisconsin wouldn’t be a top 5 SEC team in its best year. He’s scared to recruit against Ohio State? Bullshit. 7 out of the top 10 recruiting classes are SEC teams every year. If you aren’t SEC, you’re shit. And you are mad for him finally realizing that?
Football hierarchy goes like this.
1. NFL
2. SEC
3. Rest of the NCAA
4. CFL (fuck your face Canada)
Sucks he’s leaving before the bowl but that’s the nature of the biz. He’s probably too embarrassed to show his face as the coach of a 4 loss Rose Bowl team. Happiest guy in the SEC right now is Les Miles, knowing he’s now the 2nd stupidest coach in his conference.
Arkansas is a shitty program. SEC bias is unbelievable. Yea I get it if your team is in the SEC, I would talk shit too. But the SEC has not proved anything this year. FL almost lost to Lafayette. LSU lost to FL. GA’s only good win was against FL. THe SEC teams all stay high b/c they all start ranked high, so when they lose to each other nothing happens.
If they dominate the bowl games and AL smashes ND, then fine. But right now you have no argument.
O and deltoro, stop fucking your sister and try actually paying attention to college football. I don’t think all SEC fans are ignorant, but comments like yours are the reason the rest of America laughs at your fans (not the football, everyone knows the SEC has some of the best teams in college football) But you as a racist, uneducated, sibling fucking people.
Wisconsin is not even close to being a better job or program than Arkansas. LSU, Texas A+M, and Florida would beat everyone in the Big 10 and they didn’t even make the SEC championship game. The Big 10 is all about yesterday.
Money and facilities? Here is a quote from Pat Forde:
“Wisconsin’s relatively modest facilities might also have been an issue for Bielema – a problem he will not encounter at Arkansas.”
But you’re probably right…
So your argument is that he is scared of Urban Meyer, but not Nick Saban or Les Miles??? Uhhmm… okay
Really blindeyecandy? Is that why Michigan is 7-4 against the SEC in bowl games and Ohio State just hired Urban Meyer who has a pretty good track record against SEC teams himself?!?!? Did Child Welfare Services take your mommy away after she repeatedly dropped you on your head?
lol better facilities? more money?
You’re an idiot.
the badgers should hire Tebow as coach
You are all idiots Arkansas is a way better program than Wisconsin I mean no disrespect to Wisconsin but Arkansas has potential to finish top 10 every year. 6 of top ten teams are from sec. Arkansas has great recruiting grounds in Arkansas Texas Missouri Alabama Georgia and Florida. Arkansas has Jerry jones and many other influential boosters. It’s a different culture I the sec. Wisconsin is a great program but it pails in comparison to arkansas
blindeyecandy I’m gonna go ahead and bet that you are a fucking idiot. Please, we’d love to hear your logic, because I’m guessing neil could put up a better argument that he’s not gay while getting publicly eiffel-towered.
@Wilburn 0-3 against big ten teams since 2000
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2000 Las Vegas UNLV 14-31 L
2001 Cotton Oklahoma 3-10 L
2002 Music City Minnesota 14-29 L
2003 Independence Missouri 27-14 W
2006 Capital One Wisconsin 14-17 L
2007 Cotton Missouri 7-38 L
2009 Liberty East Carolina (OT) 20-17 W
2010 Sugar Ohio State 26-31 L
2011 Cotton Kansas State 29-16 W
Haha at annarbor you as delusional as penn st fans. Unless you are a penn st fan?
Haha at annarbor you as delusional as penn st fans. Unless you are a penn st fan?
My argument? The Big10 doesn’t have 1 team in the top 16 in the Coaches Poll. That is mid-major type stuff. The Big10 Champ is unranked. In September, I watched Alabama begin pulling starters in the 2nd quarter against Michigan. I watched mighty Mississippi St run up the score on Michigan 52-14 in the most recent (2010) Michigan vs SEC matchup. Ohio St has a good QB and coach, but tackles and plays defense like a Big10 team. You poor Big10 guys are living in yesteryear when you could hide behind the Rose Bowl. Wisconsin is not good. Neither is Penn State or Nebraska. The rest of the Big 10 is deplorable.
BIg10 guys should stick to what they know. Fugly chicks. Snow. Maybe basketball?
Wiburham – Delusional because I actually use facts? Because Arkansas is horrible?
- Arkasas is 0-3 against the Big 10 last 10 years. Lost to Wisconsin, Minnisota, and Ohio State.
-In 28 bowl games over the last 10 years (SEC v. BIG 10) SEC has 15 wins to the Big 10′s 13.
- I know its tough to be logical when college football is all you have to live for, but stick to fuckin hogs (like actual hogs, not fat girls) and leave facts to the rest of us.
@annaboris Your right that arkansas hasnt been good in past years but their potential to be a future top 10 team is much greater than wisconsons. The only good team in the big ten is ohio state while the SEC has a&m, florida, lsu, georgia and bama. Each and every year the sec has atleast two teams who are capable of being national champion while the big ten only sporadicly has a team of that caliber.
annarborisawhore, go fuck yourself. That hopscotch shit y’all play up north ain’t real football. Just do what y’all do best up in yankeeland…..fuck boys and dribble basketballs. Nobody cares about that dried up, no athletes, can’t tackle conference. I can just go down to the local DII school if I wanted to see shit football. 6 SEC teams can beat Notre Dame or that weak shit Ohio State.
Truth be told the only human on campus that likes B.B. is the AD Barry Alverez because they’re booze buddies. Everyone laughs at B.B.
@mikepage12 & @deltoro stay in school and learn grammar, spelling and facts. as someone else previously mentioned, the sec barely has an advantage in wins/losses over the past decade against the bigten. sure they’ve dominated titles but take away oversigning and the much lower admittance requirements and your advantage is gone.
@ccc2 your to fucking stupid for words. What a god damn moron, big ten sucks, stop crying about it pussy.
mikepage just proved my point. You’re a hillbilly and the only pussy you’ve seen is your cousin’s.
mikepage just proved my point. You’re a hillbilly and the only pussy you’ve seen is your cousin’s.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha im a hillbilly even though im from boston and your defending a bunch of colleges from the asshole of america? Hahahahhahahahaha go fuck yourself geek
this place you speak so ignorantly of only has some of the top universities in the country, obviously you didn’t go to one. the bigten had the best team apr in college football and the sec was at the bottom. the south is the toilet of america. combine that with oversigning and that’s why the sec has done well lately. by the way, it’s “you’re”.
A++++++ ON FUCKING WISCONSIN! VIVA LA BIG CAT!