Terre HauteThe Indiana woman who became Internet infamous this week–earning the nickname “Bottle Girl” along the way–has been charged with public nudity for her explicitly videotaped performance in a truck bed. Belinda Dobrowolski, 24, was hit yesterday with a criminal rap for her lewd August 26 public performance in a Terre Haute parking lot. As seen on an X-rated viral video Dobrowolski removed her dress as various onlookers filmed her standing naked. Dobrowolski is then seen engaging in explicit sexual acts with liquor bottles. The graphic activity is met by hoots from an approving crowd of guys, one of whom exclaims, “This is awesome!”

Do these cops even know what kind of precedent they’re setting here? Busting people for public nudity for committing viciously outrageous sexual acts with bottles of Jim Beam at monster truck shows is a slippery slope towards no public sex acts at all. That fall-out could be tragic. No more “public” tabs in the categories section of Pornhub or Redtube. Say goodbye to Jynx Maze getting pulverized at her lemonade stand during a Public Adventures shoot and to Bibi Jones’ HoF quickies in retail store changing rooms. Peace out creepy guy in the Czech Republic who pays snaggle tooth eastern European whores to fuck him in the woods while he nervously mutters weird things under his breath. The whole country would go flaccid in a matter of weeks. Sluts would be lining up for a BangBros van ride that never comes. That doesn’t sound like the America I’ve come to love and appreciate and masturbate to, that sounds like depressing, limp-dick America.

PS – You know who must be feeling good? The parents of the guy who asked Bottle Girl if she was thirsty and wanted anything to drink. Nothing wrong with having a little fun at parking lot public sex shows, just make sure you respect the talent.