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KFC Radio Ep. 17 Part II: @BarstoolBigCat & the Horse Sized Duck from Barstool New York on Vimeo.

So I went on KFC Radio Tuesday (I’m on around the 14 minute mark). We talked about the Bears,  Robby Lange, my hatred for Darren Rovell, and why Neil and I are like the McPoyle twins from Always Sunny. 2 Things I would like to briefly address knowing that KFC is throwing around words like crazy, and insane, and psycho when describing me.

1. I think we can all agree my friendship with Robby Lange is completely normal. Is it my fault that KFC probably doesn’t have many friends? Is it my fault that he is jealous of my NFL insider status? Is it my fault he has a lazy eye? No, no and no. He’s lashing out because he’s envious and frankly I just feel bad for him.

2. When I said I don’t drink milk I meant I don’t drink a glass of milk by itself. I love cereal. I drink chocolate milk. I’ll have milk with a couple of oreos. But if you ask me if I have ever drank a glass of milk on its own, independent of any of those things the answer is no. That’s children’s stuff and frankly sort of creepy, hence the McPoyle twins. I feel like people won’t agree with me on this because Milk is America, and that’s fine. If I have to be a trailblazer or a martyr I will. I’m comfortable leading the way against milk drinking void of any accessories.