So here it is, Wrestlemania 29. In classic Barstool fashion we didn’t get everything planned to actually attend Wrestlemania soon enough so we figured if I dressed up as Goldust and went to Rocks Bar in Lincoln Park (awesome place to watch any wrestling match by the way) it would be a close second. Next year I personally guarantee I will be there in person for Wrestlemania 30 in New Orleans.

 

Anyway, I thought I hit rock bottom when I dressed as a Burrito and walked around the United Center, boy was I wrong. Goldust’s finishing move is “Shattered Dreams” and I think those are the two perfect words for walking around in a gold spandex suit for an entire Sunday afternoon. Shattered Dreams.

 

*Just a side note, I think people who don’t watch wrestling will still enjoy this video. And if you think Wrestling is stupid and moronic, get over yourself, life is too short to not have fun with stuff like this.

 

PS
FYI – Camera adds like 30 lbs.

 

Also, best whistler in Chicago? I tend to think so